it's fat kid friday

first: party

then: eat

then: watch tv

then: sleep

i'm not making this up

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
WELCOME, RAPTURE.

I got ketchup too. Ketchup.

I'm going to dye my hair.  What color should I dye it?

Hey

So what's up now, bitch!

a wesley willis song comes to life!!!

cudja believe it?

Word

Now that im awake im going to piss and shit and get a new girlfriend.

Your assignment whether or not you choose to accept:

Read Richard Yates by Tao Lin.

Evidence of HAARP over Austin?

Do you think? Spontaneous spot of rainbow in the sky, bizarre cloud formation - you make the call..this was during my commute this morning btw

Something is afoot at the Circle K...

We are WYLD STALLYONS!

omfg

i live in austin now, so i:

• played b12 bingo tonight - did not win
• ate an ahi tuna burger at glamdoodle or whatever the fuck it was called
• got a butterfly stamp on my wrist for visiting faggotland
• had a road sodie

and what?