important message from myspace.com

marissa laughing into her cell phone while reclining on an inflatable raft on her bed in a bikini sent me this very important message today:

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Subject: hello!

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Hiya there! Like fun rides???

I'm a regular here, but not my mother. I showed her around and she went all crazy on me� she really liked your ad page and insisted I contacted you on her behalf. She has never tried online dating You're lucky, because she's popular and is very attractive � she's single again, after being in a long term relationship for the past three years. She'd like to try new things and move on. She's looking for someone to date � no one night stands. She enjoys guys who are smart, romantic and generous. A little more info about her: She's in shape. She loves cooking, going to the movies and jogging. She has other pastimes; you can discuss them with her. I do NOT want to be part of that conversation. By the way, this is not her account, so please don..t reply directly to my message. Instead, send your reply to her E-mail address at husserx at yahoo.

Thank you!!! Happy hunting!

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wow...where do i start? first, you're referring to your mother as a fun ride. you must have had a great time sliding out of her womb 14 years ago. you've got a great memory. but i'm sorry. she's obviously not the kind of popular i'm into if she doesn't even have a myspace page and still uses yahoo email (husser?? is that like a hussar?). mmhm. im sorry to hear that she broke up with your half-father/baby-daddy no. 3 recently. that's just heart breaking.. that's all for now. i'll leave the rest of my response to your imagination. (plus i have to do some work at work. what a concept!)

an update? what's that?

today at work, a client threatened my life because i didn't receive emails from him for a month and he chose not to address it by calling me until now. what's that? if i didn't get your emails, how can i possibly know that i didn't get your emails? it was like something off of a jerky boys track. i loled on the inside and tried my best not to chuckle on the outside.
reading fear and loathing in las vegas, which feels like the suave vacation that i've never had and will never have. good. troya should read it. maybe i'll send it to him for his b-day in oct.
looking for somewhere to go for my birthday this year. the yen is falling against the dollar, so maybe japan? but i want to visit some people like troya and uma. yes? oder deutschland mit troya? wir können an den danube trinken oder skilaufen in der alpen? was denkst du?
i'm writing a short story(?) about a society full of apprehension and loneliness where people make love to lumps of plastic to obsession. whatcha think? don't steal my idea.

k bye.

party?

i'm going to a party tonight with chris. i did some laundry, worked out, and played the ds zelda game (i skipped a bunch). i sold over $400 worth of video games and guides on amazon.com in the past two days. wtf kind of freak pays $150 for suikoden 1 and 2? those games sucked. i'm just glad i'm rid of them. anyway, i'm on a kaiser roll.

i got you beat, uma

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hiii

i've been reading some...but not a lot. i finished malcolm by james purdy just now. i recommend it. i annotated it for uma in the city. when should i send it? next year? or during the year? birthday annotated book swap time? that could be fun.

everyone's out tonight except me. and i'm ok with that. i'm going to get some ice cream and watch turner classic movies like a depressed, fat, old oscar wilde if he were here today. then i'm going to go to jail for sodomy. too bad it's not illegal anymore. that's a pretty sexy and glamorous thing to get caught for. right, henry cowell?

how to make $ in stocks

first, click here and sign up with zecco. if you do it through here, i'll get $50. i'll share it with you if you want. please and thank you.

why zecco?

1) it's cheap...4.50 per trade for stocks. don't trade mutual funds through there. don't get an IRA through there (transfer fees are low, but why have fees when you don't have to?). don't trade on margin. don't do options if you don't understand them. if you accumulate or start with $2,500, you get 10 free trades per month for whenever you have and hold that balance. that's a fucken good deal and i plan to take full advantage of it. transfer your money via ACH to avoid all fees. don't transfer money out until it says it has cleared (wait three days after you sell stock if you need to remove money from the account), otherwise, you'll get a high fee with interest. not hot.

2) omg it's like facebook for trading stocks. seriously...profile with pictures and a forum and communities. you can talk about whatever, but people tend to just talk about trading. it's so cute i could scream.

3) the logo is pink and i know how you just love gay things.

4) you need $0 to start. just put in whatever you were going to go play at the casino. you would have lost there anyway, let's face it. unless you're me.

then, after you've signed up and you're logged on, find me. my user name is nosenseofstyle just like this blog. aren't i clever? add me as your friend! because i am your friend. mmkay.

then, head over to my new blog which i will update. it's right here. i'm going to put all kinds of shit in here so you can make money with your money like i will. then i'll pay off my modest student loan amounts and my not-so-modest car amount that i owe. eek.

as for now, if you already have a stock account, my call is e*trade. god, i wish i had the money to buy it. i would have bought at $2.50. fucken ass... don't put too much in. there's talk that they could fold. but if they don't fold, you will end up making money because the stock really can't possibly go much lower. hee hee! poor baby. it dropped like your grandma over the past month or two.

(i'm'unna copy this to the new blog, fyi)

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blogtv.com sign up NOW or die

why am i obsessed with blogtv.com now? cuz this bitch be talkin bout how 'niggaz don't like that shit when all y'alls talk bout cho assholes an shit. y'all is some perverts!' and then a minute later, she says something like 'i'munna take a huge shit in your toilet.' she's fuckin brilliant. brilliant, ronald weasley!

la nuit

went to ty's, had white russians
am drunk
am going to sleep gnite

updates

here's what's been happening:

1) been losing every time i go to casino for the past two weeks-ish. what goes up must come down. luckily, it's not that much.
2) my gamestop stock has been on the rise. what goes down must come back up if it's about video games.
3) i've been reading lately. i finished discipline by paco ahlgren recently and it was surprisingly spectacular. in retrospect, the characters are a bit disproportional to the events that took place, but i enjoyed my time while reading it. my copy was signed by the author when i met him, so i'm going to shoot him an email with more to say about the book. it's his first book and he should be well-congratulated. really.
4) reading vacation by jeremy c. shipp now. now as in right now. i just put it down for a bit to type this. another first novel by an (hopefully) upcoming author. this guy's got style, but not much grace. in fact most of his writing is like a slap to the face. and i just want to get slapped harder and harder. make it hurt, bitch. jeremy contacted me on librarything.com and we commented back and forth and he asked his publisher to release a pdf copy of the novel to me so that i may review it. (no, i will not email you a copy....go buy one!! support the author!) so far, so great. this book is quirky and fun and SUCH a great idea i can't even tell you. there's all kinds of great allusions in here if you can catch them. the main character is a bit of a pessimist anti-hero, but not whiny or stupid, which is great.
5) getting a new computer at work. thank god because the one i use now is super slow. thank you, scott. (boss scott, not uma. but, sure, why not? thank you, too, uma.)
6) going to play roulette at 4am tonight/this morning. who's in?
7) it rained all day.
8) reese witherspoon, will you stop ruining your wedding dress running around in the rain like that??
9) it's still raining.
10) i took a 2½-hour nap when i got home from work today. it felt great, thanks for asking.
11) had lunch with rebecca in ireland. hello and welcome to delicious dish.
12) nini had the poo poo tea. LAA LAA CHA!
13) this guy

lohangrin

you know, lindsay lohan movies have been playing a lot on tv lately. so, for the occasion i decided to download a nice recording of lohengrin. turns out lindsay and i have something in common when we listen to wagner.